Periodic Maintenance Notes for OS/400: Remember to run Reclaim Storage occasionally. You see your iSeries system is actually powered by gerbils -- we call them 'processors', and their cages are called 'processor cards'.
As the gerbils eat they obviously shit, and that shit gets stored. Reclaim Storage empties the gerbil shit-buckets back into the gerbil food bins (their waste being indistinguishable from their food). This keeps the gerbils happy and running on their wheels.
Eventually your gerbils will no longer be able to extract nutrition from their food/waste. They will start to slo…
As the gerbils eat they obviously shit, and that shit gets stored. Reclaim Storage empties the gerbil shit-buckets back into the gerbil food bins (their waste being indistinguishable from their food). This keeps the gerbils happy and running on their wheels.
Eventually your gerbils will no longer be able to extract nutrition from their food/waste. They will start to slo…
- voretaq7 in The Comms Room
